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Spreading Your Extreme Political Views This Election

by:Ascend      2020-07-06
Political extremism seems to be at the height of fashion. Whether you are talking about Ron Paul's devil may care libertarianism, Mitt Romney's dream hair, or Newt Ginirich's maniacal plans to rule us all, there is certainly no lack of choices out there. With the election year ramping up, everyone wants to take part in the political process. Let us talk about some ways to spread your extreme political ideologies. You should find an area with heavy pedestrian foot traffic and stand there screaming as passersby. It is a great way to influence people's political views. All that screaming does not mean a thing, however, unless you have some color copies of political pamphlets to give them. If you are considering buying a copier, you should do so before election season really gets underway (post Super Tuesday). Distributing extremist political opinions is fun, a great way to meet people, and your god given write as an American. With elections regulations at an all-time low, there is no limit to what you can say or do. You will need high speed scanners to keep up with the demand for your extreme-right, extreme -left, or extreme-crazy newsletter. America has a rich history of whacky political parties. From the Whigs to the Tea Party, people are always looking for fringe third party to join up with. Who knows, you may just be the next big thing politically. After all, if Ron Paul's utterly insane political views and bizarre conspiracy theories can get a national audience so can you. When using office copiers and other copying machines to spread your views, you need to remember it's not always about making your point. Sometimes it is about slandering the other guy. Distribute materials that accurse your opponents of hating America, having affairs with staffers, and trying to socialize American medicine. Although copiers are a great tool for spreading off the wall political ideologies, make sure you also use the internet. The internet is the new home for all the zaniest, wackiest, and most disturbing political leanings. I don't care how esoteric your political opinions are, you will be able to find a fan base online. Thanks to advanced high speed scanners and other office supplies becoming more available, any one person can become a political force to be reckoned with. So, get out there and start screaming at people. Do not forget to shove homemade political brochures in their faces too.
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